A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
I want to be like cristopher
by tafer April 04, 2018
Get the Cristophermug. He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean
by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021
Get the Cristophermug. a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
by anonymous January 03, 2021
Get the cristophermug. 1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
*From America:The Book
by teh cabose November 03, 2005
Get the Cristopher Columbusmug. a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022
Get the Cristopher Penaldusmug. Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good
by Johnny 2323 June 01, 2020
Get the Cristopher Ortizmug. It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.
by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 01, 2017
Get the Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynesmug.