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cruztopher

A very enraged Cruz, that doesn’t give a shit about shit. You never want be in a vehicle with a Cruztopher driving.

Person 1: Bro, why you being a dick bro??
Person 2: Bro, he’s being a total Cruztopher rn.... slow the fuck down! You’re going 90 on a 25 bro!

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Aye brother, howdy, you wanna go down to my brothers sisters cousins brothers barn & Waggamuffin???

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