Cristopher
A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
Cristopher by tafer April 4, 2018
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cristopher
a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
cristopher by anonymous January 3, 2021
Cristopher
He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean
Cristopher by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021
Cristopher
Cristopher is the guy who likes to do weird things, he might even secretly do stuff. If you piss him of the first time he'll say
what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
what the heck, if you do it the second time he'll probably push you or something, the third time he'll yell at the top of his lungs and slap you in the face. Cristopher tends to like electric music with no talking. If your friends with him he won't really judge you if he doesn't like something that you do, he'll tell you to not do that please or else he won't be able to hang out with you anymore. He only likes the girls who make eye contact and ask him questions and are nice to him. He thinks things in a modified version of them when he ruins something like the toilet or something like that you'll be pissed off and think that he can't fix it, so them he tries fixing it himself and does fixes it. He might ruin something public on purpose then watch people struggle and laugh, then he fixes it and acts as if he didn't do it. He blends in with others. he hates poems.
If you tell him you don't like Cristopher he'll say " I don't like you either but I didn't complain about it"
Cristopher by horpet April 27, 2022
Cristopher
A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.
Cristopher by anonymous November 21, 2022
Cristopher
A guy who can't get over his ex. He has potential but wastes it on an ugly girl who has daddy issues. He is obsessed with anime and corny pick up lines.
Cristopher by crispydynopop November 20, 2023
Cristopher Columbus
1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
*From America:The Book
Cristopher Columbus by teh cabose November 3, 2005
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