crusticles 

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

crusticles by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008

Crusticles 

1.A womans nails that are in terrible condition.

2.The tip of the woman nails (which are usually white) that are of yellow color.

3.Ceudicles with dirt underneath them.

1.She laid her hands out on the desk and accidentaly flashed her "crusticles"

2.She bit her horrid "crusticles" all day.

3.I told him he had "crusticles" and he wouldn't stop cleaning them all day.

Crusticles by SethVennVampire April 1, 2009

crusticles 

when someone has overly crusty lips and refuses to believe in the magical powers of chap stick.

jesus adam when do you plan on doing something about your crusticles?

crusticles by run-escaper May 7, 2010

crusticles 

Foreign matter of a crusty type.

My Roommate had donut crusticles all over his face.

crusticles by Justin Woodworth May 22, 2008

ass crusticles 

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

ass crusticles by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009