Costicles

Testicles which resemble peanuts; the issue is often complicated by a tight scrot bag.
Common in those of Greek descent, therefore often disguised by a thick bush.
Men displaying costicles are known to avoid wearing budgie smugglers without the aid of a rolled up pair of socks.

No I've just inherited costicles from my uncle Stavros

by Queenturnip June 29, 2011

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

casticle

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated

Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023

Copstacles

Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.

Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!

by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007

Chesticles

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".

1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Chesticles

Boobis.

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest

by uvogin March 23, 2023

Catsicles

frozen treats for your cat.u

it was hot yesterday, so mary and anna made catsicles for there two cats.

by fuckthathotass69 July 6, 2018