crust kid

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.

That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.

by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

pussy crust kid

when a kid listens to crust punk music and sits and whines about the enviorment all day long and never does anything about it and probably is also fuckin straight edge. they also claim to be really really hardcore and will "beat yer ass" but pussy's out in the last minute and also a crust kid is always standing around at crust and grindcore shows. they are also veggies and dont eat meat. they are also simular to grindcore kids

pussy crust kid:dude i hate pollution!
punk kid: then do something about it crust kid!
pussy crust kid:i don't feel like it

by StzaCrack September 19, 2006

crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty

"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"

by RawR425 March 23, 2017

Crusty Kid

A kid who plays roblox, minecraft, critikal ops or fortnite and watches dream and owns clothes of those games. Thier appearance are usually video game clothes, freckles and often fat. Their favourite food/snacks are mcdonalds and chips with sourcream and onion.

1. Look at those Crusty Kids over there!
2. they be mad crusty tho!

by Pǻkémún December 4, 2021

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022

kid-crush

When a person has a completely nonsexual crush on someone else.
Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
1. Thinking about holding that persons hand and nothing more
2. Looking at the subject of the kid-crush
3. Thinking about the person in general

Larry had a kid-crush on a girl at his work.

by Stewart G. Griffin July 27, 2005

Crusty iPad Kid

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.

Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022