kid-crush 

When a person has a completely nonsexual crush on someone else.
Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
1. Thinking about holding that persons hand and nothing more
2. Looking at the subject of the kid-crush
3. Thinking about the person in general

Larry had a kid-crush on a girl at his work.

kid-crush by Stewart G. Griffin July 27, 2005

little kid crush 

When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.

Hey, I got this little kid crush on Katie.

little kid crush by AdamLam June 3, 2014

Kidcrusher 

A rapper of the genre called Horrorcore. He wears clown face paint and is also a fan of the band ICP and many other Horrorcore artists.

Out in the desert all alone and I'm chewin on your bone.

Out in the desert all alone and I'm gonna rip your mother fuckin head off and shit down your fuckin throat- Run Bitch Run, Kidcrusher.

Kidcrusher by CarterTheHorrorcoreMan July 11, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016