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Crush burger 

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.
Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.
Crush burger by azz044 February 8, 2010

crusty burger 

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk
1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

Crush burger 

When a man forces anal sex violently upon another man.
Prison showers are a favorite time to crush burger.
Crush burger by oc3c1q1 September 10, 2009

the only un-crusty burger 

the one guy thats unlike all the rest
Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger
the only un-crusty burger by abbyw January 27, 2009

Crusty burger 

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe
Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on
Crusty burger by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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