crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

by MaDD Black January 19, 2011

Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Crush burger

When a man forces anal sex violently upon another man.

Prison showers are a favorite time to crush burger.

by oc3c1q1 September 10, 2009

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 27, 2009

Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019