crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 19, 2016

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 28, 2009

Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019