crushendo

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time

A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

Crescendo

(noun) The main moment of ecstasy. Specifically the culmination and meeting of two lovers’s orgasms, both at their apex, as they occur simultaneously.

Nikki could feel the spasms that jerked through Shannon’s body continue to gain force and he knew she would be there soon. Barely able to control his own body, Nikki saw her throw her head back, eyes glazed and ready, her magnificent breasts, nipples like bullets, pointed upwards, she quickly threw her arms around him with nails digging flesh, and her lips parted in an attempt to voice her body-jolting release as she produced a high pitched squall. Nikki’d lost his voice, mind blown to where speech was unknown, he still pushed and pushed, though he had no control of the waves of spasms taking control of his body. They both were coming hard and fucking long, all their practice made them able to reconnect to this world at the same time as they always found one another at the crescendo of their lust marathons.

by Nikki Stixx May 9, 2020

Crescendolling

The practice of driving around listening to dance music and then exiting the car at convenient times to begin dancing, usually with the intent of encouraging strangers to join in. Typically, participants wait until they reach a red light or enter a parking lot before exiting the car to dance so as ensure their safety. It is also generally performed at night so as to not excessively block traffic.

Etymology: from the Daft Punk song Crescendolls," the first song to be used for this activity.

When crescendolling, it is advised that the driver remain in the car to control the music.

by Justin Teague August 10, 2007

Crescendoing

The act of moaning your partner's name louder and louder as you near orgasm.

I thought she was a decent lay but then she started crescendoing there towards the end and it totally got me off. Yeah, I'd do her again.

by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

crushed

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020

Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007