Crushed-Ass 

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

Crushed-Ass by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

National slap your crushes ass day 

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

National slap your crushes ass day by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

National slap ur crushes ass day

You get to slap ur crushes ass

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”

National slap ur crushes ass day by Imcoolright December 6, 2019

can of crushed assholes 

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by CCK March 8, 2005

NationaI slap ur crushes ass day 

slap crushes ass

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

NationaI slap ur crushes ass day by Imcoolright December 6, 2019

can of crushed assholes 

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

can of crushed assholes by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes 

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

can of crushed assholes by Browning Smears November 15, 2003