Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

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National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

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Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”

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to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

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Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

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When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

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An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

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