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candy crush time 

When you ask someone what the time is and they give you a totally incorrect answer because they've changed the time on their phone to get extra lives on Candy Crush Saga.
A: What's the time?
B: Just gone 4.
A: Huh? It's still morning, you must be on Candy Crush time!

Chrush time

The massive amounts of people one has to contend with in the city from roughly Thanksgiving to a few days after New Year's Day, all visiting relatives, friends, and doing shopping, for the holidays. A plus for merchants, a nuisance for people struggling to find a place to stand or sit on buses and trains.
It's Chrush time again---time to wake up at 4 AM instead of 5 just so I can get my seat on the train!
Chrush time by pentozali December 19, 2010

Crushtomer

A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer service environment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"

"Ask for her number!"

"Man I'm too nervous. I have a total crushtomer."
Crushtomer by RaeganMT December 21, 2008

crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)
my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.
crushtomer by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

crushtomer

\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.

origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
crushtomer by Matias (02) September 23, 2011

crushtomer

The crushtomer is a customer whom you have a crush on. This person usually doesn't start out as a real life crush, they'll come into your work a couple of times and eventually you develop a soft spot for them. A crushtomer may never become an actual crush, though they occasionally do. A crushtomer doesn't necessarily have to match with your sexual orientation (if you are a straight female, you may have a few girl crushtomers), and you often have more crushtomers than you would real life crushes.
"Did you see that boy who got the eight ounce americano just now? He is totally my crushtomer!"

"Really? His friend who bought the currant scone has always been my number one crushtomer."
crushtomer by babbybarista May 1, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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