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Crunkitis 

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.
"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011
Related Words
A person controlled by his parents and molded into what they want him to be.
Man, Jack sure is a cronoid.
Cronoid by ultimatehotdog February 6, 2009
A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.
crunkie by JeromeT May 19, 2005

Crunkistan

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009
A condition of being crazy drunk and high simultaneously.
Dude, we were drinking gin and juice and smoking weed all night long..we got seriously crunkigh.
Crunkigh by Whooty wrangler September 13, 2012

walter crunkite 

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.
"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."
walter crunkite by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006