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Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

Cuntstruction

Plastic or cosmetic surgery on the vagina. Vaginoplasty and Labiaplasty are types of Cuntstruction.
My vagina looks like a beautiful flower after extensive Cuntstruction.
Cuntstruction by FrannyPants August 27, 2014

cuntstruction pussy

wow! check out the shorts on that cuntstruction pussy

Cuntstruction

This is an instruction given to you by a manager or senior staff member in the work place. Used when you are not particularly fond of the person giving the instruction.
OMG Harry has given me another cuntstruction
Cuntstruction by DuckDuck13ZA June 15, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026