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crunchbang 

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.
crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

crunchundrum 

A conundrum involving crunchy foods, especially cereals such as Chex.
Person A: "We're out of Chex Mix!"
Person B: "What a crunchundrum!"

crunchbang 

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"
Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.
crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009

crunchamunch 

to eat a girl out
I crunchamunched her last night
crunchamunch by ?your friend March 17, 2004

Crunchdunker 

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women
I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

crunchykandi 

A person on TikTok that I am mutuals with that has a fursona of I don’t know which anyways give them a follow.
Me: What the hell is crunchykandi‘s fursona?!
crunchykandi by OverShabby February 23, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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