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crunchbang 

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.
crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

crunchundrum 

A conundrum involving crunchy foods, especially cereals such as Chex.
Person A: "We're out of Chex Mix!"
Person B: "What a crunchundrum!"

crunchbang 

1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"
Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.
crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009

crunchamunch 

I crunchamunched her last night
crunchamunch by ?your friend March 17, 2004

Crunchdunker 

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women
I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

crunchykandi 

A person on TikTok that I am mutuals with that has a fursona of I don’t know which anyways give them a follow.
Me: What the hell is crunchykandi‘s fursona?!
crunchykandi by OverShabby February 23, 2022