crunchybun

When you clench your butt-cheeks

Dang, when she cracks her back I crunchybun!!

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crunchbang

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

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A conundrum involving crunchy foods, especially cereals such as Chex.

Person A: "We're out of Chex Mix!"
Person B: "What a crunchundrum!"

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1) When a computer crashes. 2) A linux distro with the logo "#!"

Dude, that will crunchbang your computer.

crunchbang by C_House October 31, 2009

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I crunchamunched her last night

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A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

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A person on TikTok that I am mutuals with that has a fursona of I don’t know which anyways give them a follow.

Me: What the hell is crunchykandi‘s fursona?!

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