crumpf

To defecate. Specifically, to defecate on another individual, often for sexual pleasure or humiliation.

You might want to avoid that bathroom, I just walked in on a guy crumpfing on two midgets.

crumpf by Bearded Justice May 25, 2015

Drumumpf crumpf 

dromaldm brumpy wumpy stumky chumcky phat ASSSSSSSSSSS

omagoh, grumph, ur ass is SO. FATTTTTTTT!!!!! DRUMUMPF CRUMPFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drumumpf crumpf by peace_out_man April 12, 2022

ARUBIAN CUMPF 

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.

"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"

ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017

arubian cumpf 

The highest quality of cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!

arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Crumplage 

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crump

old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.

crump by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005