crumpf
To defecate. Specifically, to defecate on another individual, often for sexual pleasure or humiliation.
crumpf by Bearded Justice May 25, 2015
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Drumumpf crumpf by peace_out_man April 12, 2022
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ARUBIAN CUMPF
The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.
ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017
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arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017
crumpet party
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010
Crumplage
The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.
Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019
crump
old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.
I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it.
crump by fuk dre fuk eminem January 12, 2005
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