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Crumpfitting

Comforting someone with your crumpet. AKA - Vagina
When someone is sad and feeling blue, a fanny will snuggle up next to you and crumpfit you - someone is crumpfitting you at that moment.

Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".

Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
by El3tric November 27, 2012
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