Cumpf

An unexplainable irritation of the chin

Rowan- You've got a very substantial cumpf today
Person- on my chin?
Rowan- Yeh, right next to your election

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

Cumpf

Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.

"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

ARUBIAN CUMPF

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.

"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"

by x_janae_x April 29, 2017

arubian cumpf

The highest quality of cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!

by Dankri April 29, 2017

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Cumfire

When a man fires his creamy load on a girl.

Slater shot off his creamy load in my pussy last night! His cumfire is the best!

by dabmaster101 May 24, 2016