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A funny guy. A person who jokes a lot.
That guy is such a crumley.
crumley by dr.bigword October 5, 2016
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Buskirk Chumley 

An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.
"He turned me around, and gave me the ole' buskirk chumley!"
Buskirk Chumley by Scrooge Scagmuffin September 29, 2009
The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.
She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
chumley by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
chumley brain by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

Ritchie Cromley 

A man who is very attractive and who has an amazing body. He loves the ladies, and the ladies love him. When it comes to relationships this man is a cheater and will usually not stay faithful, he is considered to be a man whore in the simplest form.
I have found that many men named Ritchie Cromley are not good men to be associated with.
Ritchie Cromley by onelove42 June 16, 2011

crumbley 

adj. Accident Prone. Another spelling for the term crumbly. Something that is unusually funny in the sense that things aren't going the way they are supposed to.
losing your wallet, losing your keys, stain on white shirt, forgetting peoples names, etc

"that crumbley ass nigguh keeps losin his shit"
"that fool is hella crumbley"
crumbley by feel good May 25, 2007

crumbley 

crumbley means that you, or a group will shoot the fucking school up
browanna pull a crumbley?
Dude, no!
crumbley by moyai777 May 12, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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