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A person who claims they have a penis the size of there forearm and will go to lengths to prove this such as photo-shopping there dick bigger
(A) here my dicks the size of me fore arm
(B) Nooo pal
(A) hang on (picks up phone rings) is my dick the size of my fore arm
(C) yess
(A)hahaha seee
(d) he well just rang his mam
(Stannaz) such a crulley
Crulley by danielgrecco2345w32 July 26, 2010
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Mini Crullers 

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.
John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."
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A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.
If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.
cruller by breakwall January 14, 2005
To crap in an alley.
Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!
Cralley by hotpeppers January 16, 2010
the most sexy and funny boy ever. I really love him and wish he was mine. usually has a giant cock
omg culley is so hot he is in myschool and i love him
Culley can be a real bitch some times, but she's really nice when she's not a bitch. She falls for boys quickly and when she does it's hard to let go and if you mess with her heart you will be in hell forever. She has an awesome personality and is one of the bestest friends you could have. She cares about her friends and doesnt go talk shit about them behind their backs.
Culley is one of the most amazing friends you could have and will always be there for you!
Culley by z1wf38 October 18, 2018
The cutest guy in the whole school. He's the one with the abs and biceps and athletic. Everyone knows him as being funny and super nice. He has the tendency to be rude at times but has a super big cock.
Damn, there goes that Culley! (Everyone says)
Culley by Theshitisreal March 27, 2016