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You got any cruds to sell?
cruds by Kyle March 21, 2005
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yeetusing cruds 

A groupchat consisting of Mike, Aunday, Luke, and Monty. The world cannot even begin to imagine what horrors are in it.
Oh crud Luke’s calling yeetusing cruds
yeetusing cruds by Aunday107 November 13, 2021

Gnarly cruds 

Any type of dirty bits found in places where they shouldn't be. Extra large, dirty, or unusualy large amount of crud.
My roomate swept the floor and found gnarly cruds.
Gnarly cruds by LadyO March 2, 2009

con crud 

Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.
That was an awesome con I attended, pitty I caught a nasty case of con crud.
con crud by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

crud vapors 

Scotland's words for poo gas
"What do they call poo gas in Scotland?"
"Crud Vapors."
crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006