cruds
cruds by get it right 101 July 2, 2006
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yeetusing cruds
A groupchat consisting of Mike, Aunday, Luke, and Monty. The world cannot even begin to imagine what horrors are in it.
yeetusing cruds by Aunday107 November 13, 2021
Gnarly cruds
Any type of dirty bits found in places where they shouldn't be. Extra large, dirty, or unusualy large amount of crud.
Gnarly cruds by LadyO March 2, 2009
con crud
Illnesses which are spread around at science fiction and furry conventions due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to con crud.
con crud by Lutria Wolfe January 11, 2009
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galloping crud
A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
crud vapors
crud vapors by Sandwich Sam November 20, 2006
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