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Crustabate 

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.
Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.
Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019
A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.
Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.
Crustable by RiriTea February 19, 2018

Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

Crustaholic 

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.
Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.
Crustaholic by Benoo January 25, 2021

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

crustachio 

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)
1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”
crustachio by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023