Crudster

A crudster is someone who has taken the hipster image and persona to an extreme. They are often seen in tight cut off jeans and low V-neck T-shirts. Purple is a popular color in the crudster wardrobe. They usually do not use deodorant, never make-up and shave rarely. Crudsters frequent dive bars and indie venues, usually in dilapidated neighborhoods because it allows them to feel avant-garde. Like hipsters, crudsters eschew mainstream culture but put much effort into maintaining a cruddy appearance while doing so.

"This place looks decent. Wanna check it out?"

"Nah man, tons of crudsters hanging outside."

by senyour August 24, 2010

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.

Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

cruster

A lowlife, transeint or bum. Usually a person who is stinky and dishevelled in appearance.

A cruster is also referred to as a person who listens to the porno metal band "the Mentors".

1. Those people who hang out at that dive bar are a bunch of crusters.

2. If you listen to the band the Mentors? Your a cruster.

by Paul Della Valle April 22, 2004