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Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face
Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
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crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.
That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.
crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
Crainer is mostly known for playing minecraft whit Ssundee. He is, when i'm typing this has 2.1 milion subscribers. His fans are called called "Crazy Family" . He does some vlogs from time to time doing somthing. He lives in Denmark. His previus name was Crainer Commentaries.
Hey guys crainer here!

HELLO MY CRAZY FAMILY!

HELLO EVERYONE And Welcome back to some more ......
Crainer by RealSans58 January 25, 2017

Crapinion 

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
Crapinion by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

crapintosh 

Very expensive boat anchor
The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
crapintosh by Lost Boat April 24, 2006

Richard Crainium 

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.
That Guy Was a Richard Crainium
Richard Crainium by tex115 March 24, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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