Crain 

Using one's credit to make it rain.

Did you see Murph Dog last night at the club? Boy was making it straight rain!

That was crain, not rain. It'll be ten years before he pays off that tab.

Crain by Dutch Y. January 13, 2009

Crain 

A guy who has a big ego, but abnormally small penis. Almost like a banana. Most Crain's go after girls with large booty's or big breasts. They can be very sly with their words, and make someone believe that they are better than any other guy. Normally they are smart and witty, but only let you hear what you want to hear. Be careful, cause crains might just fool you.

"Crain took my virginity, and told me he loved me. Now, he doesn't give me the time of day. What a DOUCHEBAG."

Crain by cutiewithabooty28 October 23, 2012

Crain 

A Crain is the sweetest human you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Crain just know that they will never leave you and never break your trust. You could tell a Crain anything and they wouldn't judge you for it, in fact; they would take their time to learn all about what you told them so they understand better. A Crain is definitely the type of person to drive across the city to bring you soup when you're sick. They are very attractive but struggle to see what other people see and tend to not accept compliments, so you just gotta let them know that they are in fact f-cking amazing and that they deserve every compliment that they get. They are super intelligent, and would help you out with your homework if you were struggling, they are the person to have alot of pressure put on them to be a really good student so they want things to be perfect. They are very responsible and act like a parent figure alot of the time. They love Spiritual things so they would probably give you crystals aswell as other small gifts. They are too nice for their own good, and don't expect anything back for their kindness.

If you ever meet a Crain you are stuck with them, well stuck with eachother, which is a good thing.

Person 1: Is that Crain?
Person 2: Yes! They are the best friend ever
Person 1: They seem super cool!

Crain by 404system December 31, 2021

Crain 

The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.

I'm going to have to take several showers; I've got the crain going on.

Crain by RobbleRobble January 25, 2016

Crain 

Once upon a time in the land of India, 2 people named their Aditya, but as the kid grew up he started identifying as homosexual and showed retarded tendencies, therefore he named himself, a gay and retarded person.

he is crain, stay away from him.

Crain by Hymn2271 March 10, 2025

Crain moment 

Something your annoying friends say to you and your girlfriend everytime either one of you is mentioned in a conversation by the other

Wow that was such a Crain moment, ROTATION ROTATION!

Crain moment by The Fumbling Banker November 26, 2019

Spitting Crain 

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

Spitting Crain by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018