crowcaw

A car that has been noticeably mobbed via birdshit by a roost of crows

Person 1: Hey Ma! Look at dat caw! What's with dat caw?
Person 2: Oh Tommy dear, that car is now a crowcaw. It has been tatooed with predation and associated as strong evil or strong good by one who has passed away or the Lord Himself. Steer clear of that car child, it leads a dangerous life and is not for the feint of heart.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

crowhawk

A fauxhawk that has been crimped. First observed in the wild in K&T Office, Perth, Australia, 2005.

Cool crowhawk Chris!

by jacquib September 15, 2005

Crowcaww

The sound that asshole made when he/she sent the roost of crows to mob my car with their birdshit

Person 1: Yeah, and then he made this sound, "Crowcaww!"
Person 2: You mean like in Lord of the Rings when Gollum makes the sound, "gollum! gollum!"?
Person 1: Yeah actually, kinda like that, seeing as he's just a crow.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

crowcalled

Name for a bald and stinky person omg.!!
Idk why but he is Bucket?? what! Thats weird?????
BTW im totally not subs dont ask

bethany: "damn have u heard of crowcalled?"
joe: "oh yeah he very stinky person??"

by nots ubsical August 22, 2021

Crowcar

Any vehicle, parked in any location, but necessarily near where any roost of crows may occur and whereupon said vehicle, upon said roost of crows happens to occasion, becomes a specific target of mobbing by the roost and most especially, but most certainly not discluding other behaviors (i.e. flying about the vehicle, divebombing the vehicle etc.) via the means of defecation.

Person 1: Wow, Bob's vehicle became a crowcar last night by that roost
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Crowjawing

When a group of people continually keep getting louder and louder while having conversations.

Their crowjawing disrupted everyone else's good time at the street fair.

by Lemon Zest October 14, 2025