crowcaw 

A car that has been noticeably mobbed via birdshit by a roost of crows

Person 1: Hey Ma! Look at dat caw! What's with dat caw?
Person 2: Oh Tommy dear, that car is now a crowcaw. It has been tatooed with predation and associated as strong evil or strong good by one who has passed away or the Lord Himself. Steer clear of that car child, it leads a dangerous life and is not for the feint of heart.

crowcaw by rg84 March 30, 2025

crowhawk 

A fauxhawk that has been crimped. First observed in the wild in K&T Office, Perth, Australia, 2005.

Cool crowhawk Chris!

crowhawk by jacquib September 15, 2005

Crowcaww 

The sound that asshole made when he/she sent the roost of crows to mob my car with their birdshit

Person 1: Yeah, and then he made this sound, "Crowcaww!"
Person 2: You mean like in Lord of the Rings when Gollum makes the sound, "gollum! gollum!"?
Person 1: Yeah actually, kinda like that, seeing as he's just a crow.

Crowcaww by rg84 March 30, 2025

crowcalled

Name for a bald and stinky person omg.!!
Idk why but he is Bucket?? what! Thats weird?????
BTW im totally not subs dont ask

bethany: "damn have u heard of crowcalled?"
joe: "oh yeah he very stinky person??"

crowcalled by nots ubsical August 22, 2021

Crowcar 

Any vehicle, parked in any location, but necessarily near where any roost of crows may occur and whereupon said vehicle, upon said roost of crows happens to occasion, becomes a specific target of mobbing by the roost and most especially, but most certainly not discluding other behaviors (i.e. flying about the vehicle, divebombing the vehicle etc.) via the means of defecation.

Person 1: Wow, Bob's vehicle became a crowcar last night by that roost
Person 2: Oh yeah, I see it clearly. 17 years of hate coming at that thing now. Look at all that shit!
Person 3: Git that caw outta here! It's like a feather's tickling all the wrong bones in me looking at it!
Bob (just coming out the door to go to work): Hey fellas, how's it going? .......Hey, what the fuck happened to my car!?

Crowcar by rg84 March 30, 2025

Crowjawing

When a group of people continually keep getting louder and louder while having conversations.

Their crowjawing disrupted everyone else's good time at the street fair.

Crowjawing by Lemon Zest October 14, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005