crouch potato
another word to describe FECES.
crouch potato by E to the V January 4, 2008
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couch potato thin
Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.
couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014
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Operation Couch Potato
"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."
Operation Couch Potato by Belllybutton October 26, 2013
couch potato
couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005
Social Justice Couch Potato
A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
Social Justice Couch Potato by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020
Couch potato
Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Couch potato by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006
The Couch Potato
The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
The Couch Potato by 12in Joe May 9, 2010
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