crotum

The area between a woman vagina and her asshole.
It is often used in BDSM practices

Jack:dude she had me put my nose in her crotum for the entire night

by Your friendly neighborhood bro April 4, 2024

Cootumbs

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

cootums

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

by red devils March 31, 2007

Crotus Lotus

A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.

Hey look at that incredible Crotus Lotus.

I found a Crotus Lotus!

by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021

crocumentary

An alleged documentary believed to be full of lies and propaganda.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.

by Film Buff May 31, 2005

Cootum

The genitals of a hermaphrodite
A combiniation of a scrotum and a coochie
Often used as an insult

Did you hear that Jessica has a cootume?

by Jennacydal June 6, 2010

Crotomassy

1. Objects which look or feel smooth to the touch, sleek and well rounded e.g. "The playstation 4 looks very crotomassy".
2. Buttons which make a satisfying compact noise when pushed.

I just pushed the 'on' button on the TV remote, it sounds so crotomassy. It makes a very satisfying compact noise when pushed.

by Genthen August 30, 2023