Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

Cootumbs by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

Related Words

crotum • cootums • Crotus • Chotum • Cootumbs • cratum • Crocument • crocumentary • Crotomassy • Crotus Lotus

cootums

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

cootums by red devils March 31, 2007

Crotus Lotus

A lotus that is of extreme rarity, found in italy by Lotus hunters. They're purple in colour with an orange stamen and stigma.

Hey look at that incredible Crotus Lotus.

I found a Crotus Lotus!

Crotus Lotus by DirtyGurt October 12, 2021

crocumentary

An alleged documentary believed to be full of lies and propaganda.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.

crocumentary by Film Buff May 31, 2005

Cootum

The genitals of a hermaphrodite
A combiniation of a scrotum and a coochie
Often used as an insult

Did you hear that Jessica has a cootume?

Cootum by Jennacydal June 6, 2010

Crotomassy

1. Objects which look or feel smooth to the touch, sleek and well rounded e.g. "The playstation 4 looks very crotomassy".
2. Buttons which make a satisfying compact noise when pushed.

I just pushed the 'on' button on the TV remote, it sounds so crotomassy. It makes a very satisfying compact noise when pushed.

Crotomassy by Genthen August 30, 2023

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026