Crotch Out 

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.

It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.

It is occasionally used as a mating display.

I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.

Crotch Out by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012

blowing the crotch out 

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.

Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!

blowing the crotch out by crotch business February 12, 2015

crotch blow out

N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.

"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"

"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"

crotch blow out by ShBeeze November 13, 2013

Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.

After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"

Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009

crotchbutter 

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

crotchbutter by Spax February 23, 2006

crotchout

when your crotch says "hi" from wearing a very short skirt or dress!

my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .

crotchout by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011

Crotchbutt 

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

Crotchbutt by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012