Crotchooty

The combination of your Musty’fied Crotch and your Stanky A** Booty. It is the Collaboration of these two pungent aromas that is known to flood locker rooms, hallways, public restrooms, offices, yo MaMa house, and many more high traffic areas. Highly known Common sources of this stench are that of Hoes and those Attired in True Religion jeans.

“Yo JP I heard you were talking to shaniya”
“Yeah man I am?”
“Nah bro that’s a lost cause she was throwing that crotchooty on everyone at that party last weekend “

by KoreanHJesus May 7, 2023

crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle

Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.

Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.

by Dusty1 March 21, 2004

crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013