crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotchcorn.

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

Crotchcorn

Corn on the Crotch nomesayin

1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009