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Crosstitute 

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.
Crosstitute by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute 

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
Crosstitute by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

crossette 

a smart, wonderful girl who is surrounded by all her friends. she is easily attracted to random things. she is easy to talk to and guys find her very attractive and fun to be around.
wow... shes such a crossette!
crossette by canttouchthisgirl February 9, 2010

Crossett 

cross.ett
verb
\kraw-'set\

1. The act of striking your first dart in the triple 20 followed by 2 consecutive darts in the single 19 as the first round of a new cricket match.
Man, did you see that shit yo? I just started the round off by tossin' a crossett on your ass.
Crossett by JOJO's Bro November 16, 2011

Crossett 

Redneck town in Ashley County AR. there's nothin to do in this po'dump town exept drink and go mud ridin'. The only thing keeping this town alive is a G.P. Papermill(2nd largest in the country).
Have you ever been to crossett. What the fuck are you talkin about I've never heard about that place.
Crossett by benny_64 February 5, 2009

crosstitute 

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.
Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.
crosstitute by die7fox May 22, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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