Coopara

The absolute BEST couple ever. They are literally goals. This occurs when two individuals fall in love and unicorns and rainbows and glitter and butterflies and sprinkles shoot out of their butts when they look in each other's eyes. So romantic.

"Omg did you see Coopara today?"
"Omg yass girl. They were totes adorbsables."
"I'm so happy my BFF is in such a great relationship."
"She's so lucky girl omg."

Coopara by Pancake203 March 6, 2017

Covparanoid 

When your paranoia that might or might not have already exited has gone from 1 to 100 due to COV19/Coronavirus and covidiots who are our before it’s safe. And the fact that this looks like a never ending story and with no light at the end of the tunnel makes you wonder what life is and who you are. Time for some mental health. Also stop reading/watching the news.

Yo I’m definitely covparanoid! The masks, the gloves, the covidiots.. not helping. This Covparanoia is real yo!

Eeyyyy I need to re-read uncle Charla’s books to get some mental health!

Covparanoid by 50ft Pchs May 4, 2020

Coopatas 

A pealed grape

A pealed grape is called coopatas

Coopatas by W B. C December 28, 2019

Coparazzi 

Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.

I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.

Coparazzi by minatepes March 27, 2011

comparably pedantic 

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

comparably pedantic by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

comparand 

A thing that may be or is being compared to something else.

In the Boolean expression x < y+2, x and y+2 are the two comparands.

comparand by Teeesen October 19, 2012

theory of comparative girls 

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.

"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

theory of comparative girls by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011