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crop spray 

A dump that comes with an explosion but is not firm, resulting in a spray which covers the toilet bowl. After flushing the water from the system will wash it away, leaving
some of the spray behind. a shit like this is helpful in toilet bowl design as you can see where the flush water goes and where it doesn't
to achieve a crop spray eat lots of fatty foods cheese duck burgers and drink lots of alcohol.
If eating a French diet the spray will come out with a reddish colour due to the red wine
crop spray by komunicator August 8, 2006
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Crop Spraying 

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.
Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."
Crop Spraying by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012

crop spraying 

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field
Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"
crop spraying by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003

Crop spraying 

"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."
Crop spraying by starnoj October 15, 2009

faulty crop-sprayer 

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`
Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

faulty crop-sprayer 

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions
"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

Crop Spraying 

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.
Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.
Crop Spraying by StumpyBob January 8, 2021