3 definitions by StumpyBob

Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

Claireism

The butchering of a common phrase or term.

Claire - I’m always happy to be an ear to listen to.

Rob - Another classic Claireism

by StumpyBob November 24, 2020

Butthole Queen

A lover of anything and everything bum related.

Was also born at age 30 and has a Moonface.

Jane, you really are the Butthole Queen.

by StumpyBob November 26, 2020