Crooked H 

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

Crooked H by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

crooked h 

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

crooked h by knoophouse January 4, 2008

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

crooked head syndrome by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Crooked hooker 

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

Crooked hooker by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

crooked hat bandit 

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

crooked hat bandit by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked hill 

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

crooked hill by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

Crooked Hillary by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016