Definitions by dr4g0n4l1f3

crooked hat bandit 

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

crooked hat bandit by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011