cromph
he cromphed the man
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Nick Crompton
Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017
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Comphet
Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.
Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.
This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.
Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.
This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.
Comphet by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020
comphet
Short for “compulsory heterosexuality.” This is “the idea that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced by a patriarchal society. This refers to the idea that heterosexuality can be adopted by people regardless of their personal sexual preferences from Wikipedia.”
Friend 1: I know I’m only attracted to girls, but I’ve been weirdly obsessed with Chris Hemsworth lately.
Friend 2: Sounds like a comphet crush to me.
Friend 2: Sounds like a comphet crush to me.
comphet by writer1564 March 11, 2018
Nick Crompton
Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017
comphet crush
google what comphet is first and then come back.
When a lesbian has a platonic crush on a guy due to their compulsory heterosexuality (comphet). Normally it’s a celebrity or a fictional character who they will never meet and that they know they will never actually have a relationship with.
When a lesbian has a platonic crush on a guy due to their compulsory heterosexuality (comphet). Normally it’s a celebrity or a fictional character who they will never meet and that they know they will never actually have a relationship with.
“oh my god have you seen dylan o’brien??? he’s so hot.”
“wait aren’t you a lesbian tho?”
“yeah he’s just my comphet crush, i would never actually date him”
“wait aren’t you a lesbian tho?”
“yeah he’s just my comphet crush, i would never actually date him”
comphet crush by kidkwhatname2uselol May 16, 2021
Nick Crompton
A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017
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