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A word used casually in conversation to alienate someone who does not understand how to use it.
It is a universal adjective or verb (adv. form "Crompedly"), which can mean literally anything, from "run" to "stinky" etc. and the meaning of the word is to be deciphered from the context of the sentence.
Note: The adjective form is "Cromp", not "Cromped" or "Cromping", because the latter two (when spoken) just sound like you're replacing the word "Fuck".
That jacket doesn't look that cromp, man.

I fuckin' CROMPED my way to the gym today; I almost ran a red light.

Duuude... this weed is totally cromping my mind.

Come on, I'm in a hurry; can you do that more crompedly?

Did you just cromp yourself?

What the hell? Jeremy's in the hospital. He's so fucking cromp right now. I'll start looking for a eugoogalizor.
Cromp by WHATWHATWHATWHAT September 27, 2011
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Latin for "Long haired, dirty hat waring, urban scuba diver"

The Cromp are a rare breed and are usually found in the urban depths of Chasetown & Burntwood. If ever aproched by a Cromp it is suggested that you run away.
Shit, its a Cromp, run!!!
Cromp by azz0r June 29, 2004
Cromp is someone who wears scuba shoes
Hey Cromp, Were's The Scuba's

R those, those underwater shoes?
Cromp by Crompton June 29, 2004
Its where you chomp but..................................... mop
dave: *cromp*
joe: oh
Cromp by Choongmeister616 November 19, 2020
Rene smacking someone hard noise in Bri'ish
I must cromp my annoying partner in chemistry.
Cromp by VictDojoFunni March 13, 2021
to poop or fart really bad
“ew bryson did you cromp your pants?”
Cromp by snap-madiconrad35 September 8, 2022