Cromp

To beat up a person or a thing in an intense fashion.

This is where Jeffery cromps that dude!

by Slarson514 November 30, 2018

Cromp

A word used casually in conversation to alienate someone who does not understand how to use it.
It is a universal adjective or verb (adv. form "Crompedly"), which can mean literally anything, from "run" to "stinky" etc. and the meaning of the word is to be deciphered from the context of the sentence.
Note: The adjective form is "Cromp", not "Cromped" or "Cromping", because the latter two (when spoken) just sound like you're replacing the word "Fuck".

That jacket doesn't look that cromp, man.

I fuckin' CROMPED my way to the gym today; I almost ran a red light.

Duuude... this weed is totally cromping my mind.

Come on, I'm in a hurry; can you do that more crompedly?

Did you just cromp yourself?

What the hell? Jeremy's in the hospital. He's so fucking cromp right now. I'll start looking for a eugoogalizor.

by WHATWHATWHATWHAT September 27, 2011

Cromp

Latin for "Long haired, dirty hat waring, urban scuba diver"

The Cromp are a rare breed and are usually found in the urban depths of Chasetown & Burntwood. If ever aproched by a Cromp it is suggested that you run away.

Shit, its a Cromp, run!!!

by azz0r June 29, 2004

Cromp

Cromp is someone who wears scuba shoes

Hey Cromp, Were's The Scuba's

R those, those underwater shoes?

by Crompton June 29, 2004

Crompping

The sport in which you stuff miniwheats in your mouth, highest amount wins.

Did you see the Crompping turnament last night? Jack demolished the competition.

by TheCrompper August 2, 2020

Cromp Stomp

The act of shitting in the shower then stomping it down the drain.

Guy 1: I accidently shat in the shower this morning
Guy 2: Did you cromp stomp it?
Guy 1: Fuck YEAH!!!

by AngularShrimp2 November 23, 2011

Cromped out

Satisfaction beyond human comprehension

That was so nice I'm fuckin cromped out

by Spitson January 30, 2021