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Columbian Comakazi
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
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runescape coma
Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010
Weed Coma
When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.
Weed Coma by brandonxperry June 2, 2019
Fridge Coma
When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.
Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???
Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.
Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.
Fridge Coma by Jerz973 July 9, 2010
coma week
A coma week is a week in which the participant will spend the entire time drunk - going out every night of the week, getting drunk, returning home, sleeping and then eating a fry up and starting drinking again in preparation for the next night of drunkenness.
It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli
It is so named because after 7 days of near-constant drinking, the participant will be in a state that resembles a coma - unconscious and unresponsive to stimuli
coma week by SellyOakRam March 21, 2010
dick coma
When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night
dick coma by Shaunology February 26, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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