crohn

An English verb meaning "to release flatulence", which can be applied to people with Crohn's disease. These generally cause extremely foul odors and are known to stimulate symptoms in unfortunate bystanders that can range from minor heart attacks to death. Those who crohn are advised to isolate themselves for at least two minutes before making any human contact, but four hours is the physician-recommended amount.

Oh, this smells, did someone shit themself?
Ugh, it's awful, it smells like someone crohned!
David it was you!
DAVE YOU CROHNY MOTHERFUCKER
You've doomed us all David!
ugh...umm...ssss...sss...gioagh...blaargagoighghga...
Oh no, guys, Donny's having another seizure-heart attack from the smell.
He's not gonna make it!
See what you've done to use, you monster! You evil, Crohn's infected monster!

Guys... I'm sorry... it's my condition...
Warn us next time! For the love of all that is sacred! Why, Donny, why?!

by OneOfTheBlegos December 8, 2013

Crohn's Disease

Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...

Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."

by 18withPain March 29, 2008

Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.

“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

by realshitonly July 7, 2019

Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

by Royd September 28, 2008

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Crohn's Dessert

A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.

"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"

by Jerf Shmittz November 13, 2009