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Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.
ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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1. The status of being a sad, pathetic Canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.
2. Taking the internet way too seriously. See synonyms at fag.
"Could you please stop talking about Gunslinger? You're being such a god damned Cronus."
by Niaad April 09, 2003
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noun: vulgar slang
To define a job when a girl cock swallows a penis the size of an infant.
Marc: Jeez did you see what Jamie did last night?
Marie: No I haven't, what did she do?
Marc: She gave me a cronus, boy was it the size of a baby too
Marie: Get out
by An infant April 09, 2018
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