Cronus 

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

Cronus by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

Cronus 

1. The status of being a sad, pathetic Canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.
2. Taking the internet way too seriously. See synonyms at fag.

"Could you please stop talking about Gunslinger? You're being such a god damned Cronus."

Cronus by Niaad April 9, 2003

Cronus 

Member and leader of the titans in Greek mythology.

Cronus (also referred to as Kronos) is often seen with a sickle, which he used to castrate Uranus.

Cronus by JustSomeRandomDude_ August 28, 2022

cronus zen 

For gay people who need macros AND mouse and key (MNK) to gain an advantage on console

How tf do we win with and ash main with a fuckin cronus zen?

cronus zen by willywanker. April 22, 2021

cronus zen 

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped

Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.

cronus zen by nothumbssadge May 8, 2022

Cronut 

Crashing after doing donuts while street racing.

Hector was doing donuts last night in his Mustang, but ended up doing a Cronut into a telephone pole.

Cronut by WG Justin February 26, 2015

cronut 

a deep fried and glazed croissant aka a mix between a donut and a croissant

Liia: Hey, what are those delectable looking glazed, buttery pastries over thurr?
Nush: Well duhhh, they're cronuts!
*and the fattyness begins

cronut by lush (liia + nush) December 15, 2008