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crotchless panties 

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!
crotchless panties by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties 

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

crutchless panties 

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
crutchless panties by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003