shitto

A west African condiment made from fried shellfish and scotch bonnet chilli peppers.
Its dark brown colour can resemble excrement.
Excessive consumption can also produce laxative effects.

Shitto goes very well with boiled rice and sauce.

shitto by randomgriffin February 11, 2009

Shitto

When you talk about your Friend just being absolute shit at a given task.

Person A: Sean just lost two princess towers in Clash Royale.
Person B: Sean Shitto

Shitto by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019

Shitto

Drunk to the point of being unintelligible. Used only at the end of a sentence.

I tried to talk to Carol when I ran into her at the bar, but she was already completely shitto.

Shitto by Bibby DeMarco January 22, 2019

shitto

How you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the gay bar.

Dude, I'm feel shitto after blowing all my money at the gay bar last night.

shitto by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Shitto

As "ditto", except used when specifically refering to a shitty experience. Think of it as "right on the shitty spot".

"Shitto!"; mainly used as a one word, exclamatory sentence.

Shitto by Ignus Infernus November 6, 2002

shitto

Basically someone who is: full of shits; talks shit all the time; lies or brags alot; don't keep promises; nonsensical; big mouth; makes unreliable statements; wise crack; says lot of things that people are not interested in... etc.

Foreign friend: Hey who is the president of the USA?
Johnny: Ah he's a shitto.
Foreign friend: huh what do you mean?
Johnny: George W. Bush
Foreign friend: Oh i see... is he good?
Johnny: He's a shitto

=

Ben: Hey Jack! how ya doing today?
Jack: how ya doing today
Ben: what?
Jack: what
Ben: I said how ya doing?
Jack: I said how ya doing
Ben: Must you repeat everything i say?
Jack: Must you repeat everything i say
Ben: Shitto.......

shitto by AlexPPP February 7, 2008

Shitto

It is a mutation of the term 'jitto', meaning a marijuana cigarette (or a joint).

A shitto is when you smoke a jitto while taking a shit.
(most common in South Wales, the valleys)

Person A: "Pass my the jitto my man"
Person B: "But dude you're taking a shit"
Person A: "Who cares man there's nothing wrong with a shitto"

Shitto by JTiii July 18, 2017