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cripple nipple 

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside
I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.
cripple nipple by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007

cripple nipple 

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
cripple nipple by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

anal nipple cripple 

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
anal nipple cripple by breakingbad January 3, 2013

nipple cripple 

The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.
Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.
nipple cripple by enke November 9, 2004

triple nipple cripple 

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.
''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

Nipple Cripple 

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her
I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night
Nipple Cripple by joeytheleo December 11, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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