Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

packet of crips

Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.

Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.

Talking to a barman: Pint and a packet of Crips please.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.

Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.

by katam December 22, 2010

Crisppacket

Annoying as shit person who's bad at jokes. Looks like a rooster cuz of his hair cut.
He will most likely try to be the best at something he is the worst at.

(Ex: Trash at being a comedian but does it at the Talent Show)

PS: Most likely has a CRUSH ON YOU

Person 1: Did you see that guy with the rooster haircut at the Talent Show yesterday?
Person 2: Oh YHHHHHH!!!!! That's Crisppacket!

Person 1: His jokes were terrible
Person 2 : He's a trash comedian

by da real mrs moon November 22, 2022