Crisppacket

Annoying as shit person who's bad at jokes. Looks like a rooster cuz of his hair cut.
He will most likely try to be the best at something he is the worst at.

(Ex: Trash at being a comedian but does it at the Talent Show)

PS: Most likely has a CRUSH ON YOU

Person 1: Did you see that guy with the rooster haircut at the Talent Show yesterday?
Person 2: Oh YHHHHHH!!!!! That's Crisppacket!

Person 1: His jokes were terrible
Person 2 : He's a trash comedian

by da real mrs moon November 22, 2022

Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

not on my side of the crisp packet

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008