Crisppacket

Annoying as shit person who's bad at jokes. Looks like a rooster cuz of his hair cut.
He will most likely try to be the best at something he is the worst at.

(Ex: Trash at being a comedian but does it at the Talent Show)

PS: Most likely has a CRUSH ON YOU

Person 1: Did you see that guy with the rooster haircut at the Talent Show yesterday?
Person 2: Oh YHHHHHH!!!!! That's Crisppacket!

Person 1: His jokes were terrible
Person 2 : He's a trash comedian

Crisppacket by da real mrs moon November 22, 2022

Crisp packet 

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

Crisp packet by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

not on my side of the crisp packet 

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

not on my side of the crisp packet by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

crisp packet 

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

crisp packet by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008