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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

crimson jack 

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.
Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.
crimson jack by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

Mary Cris 

Mary Cris is a very sweet and loving person. She is the person who like to do an effort for her love ones. She is sometimes not sure on her decisions and immediately regrets it after. She is a very committed person and never forgets to love herself. Mary cris is kinda hot and cute at the same time.
a: I want to find a person who will make me feel that Im special
b: Then you should love Mary Cris
Mary Cris by halfcoldhalfhot June 8, 2021

Crimophobia 

The fear of loosing a 5,250$ weapon to a 550$ weapon on the Platform Called ROBLOX, and an experience called "Criminality".
This Phobia will lead to mental disabilities, Such as Depression, PTSD's, Anxiety, and in some very rare cases, The loss of Eye Sight.
If you do not want to have any of these side affects, do not play "Criminality" which is made by a fucking dirt bag of a developer.
I have severe case of Crimophobia, I cannot loose this AK, Grenade launcher kit.
Crimophobia by Phromes July 21, 2021

Crimson American 

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.
-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.
Crimson American by T o f t June 8, 2014
A person especially a girl. Who is amazing with everyone around her. But never try a Chisom,she will destroy just with a sentence. She can be a snack if she wants to at her own time of her life. She has the prettiest eyes and smile. If you hate a Chisom, that is basically your business. She is a very creative person.
"She is such a Chisom"
" Please be a Chisom for once"
" I wish i was Chisom"
Chisom by Peng and The Brains July 22, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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