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cripplest by Waddlessssesses October 21, 2023
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Cripple Punk
(also known as cpunk) A movement that is exclusively by the physically disabled for the physically disabled, started on tumblr. It's about rejecting pity, inspiration porn, & all other forms of ableism. It ejects the “good cripple” mythos. Cripple Punk is here for the bitter cripple, the uninspirational cripple, the smoking cripple, the drinking cripple, the addict cripple, the cripple who hasn’t “tried everything”. Cripple Punk fights internalized ableism & fully supports those struggling with it. It respects intersections of race, culture, gender, sexual/romantic orientation, size, intersex status, mental illness/neuroatypical status, survivor status, etc. Cripple Punk does not pander to the able bodied.
"rules":
-cripple punk is not conditional on things like mobility aids & “functioning levels”
-always listen to those w/ different physical disabilities & different intersections than yourself. do not speak over them
-disabled people do not need to personally identify w/ the words “cripple” or “punk” individually to be a part of cripple punk
-able bodied people wishing to spread the message may only ever amplify the voices of the disabled
-able bodied people may never use uncensored slurs themselves but never censor our language
-able bodied people must always tag things like reblogs with “i’m able bodied”
-physically disabled people wanting to be a part of the movement who are uncomfortable using the slur may refer to it as “cpunk”
"rules":
-cripple punk is not conditional on things like mobility aids & “functioning levels”
-always listen to those w/ different physical disabilities & different intersections than yourself. do not speak over them
-disabled people do not need to personally identify w/ the words “cripple” or “punk” individually to be a part of cripple punk
-able bodied people wishing to spread the message may only ever amplify the voices of the disabled
-able bodied people may never use uncensored slurs themselves but never censor our language
-able bodied people must always tag things like reblogs with “i’m able bodied”
-physically disabled people wanting to be a part of the movement who are uncomfortable using the slur may refer to it as “cpunk”
I finally was comfortable with my disability after I found out about Cripple Punk! Now I'm not as nervous using my cane in public! I can use it to annoy ableists!
Cripple Punk by waaaaaaaaaat December 25, 2014
Cripple
Someone who is injured or disabled in any shape, way or form. Usually need crutches, wheelchair or walking stick to walk, or sometimes just has a slight limp to their walk.
Bella: Hi, what happened to your leg?
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
Nikki: I broke it!
Caity: So you're a cripple!
Bella: Get well soon!
Cripple by lopsided cucumber May 5, 2019
Cripple Credentials
Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021
crippled egg museum
A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
crippled egg museum by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
Crapplesauce
Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
Crapplesauce by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
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