crippletext

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

crippletext by greyghost07 January 25, 2009

Crippletastic 

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

Crippletastic by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003